its not stalking. its research.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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