so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
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Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
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I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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