I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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