Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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