the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
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I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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