Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Text me some of your sweat
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