I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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