How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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