Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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