Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Drake has all the answers
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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