garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Send help, water and tortillas.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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