She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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