Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.