everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
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Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
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Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.