They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
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Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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