Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

dats a huuuuuge bitch!

(773): View more from Illinois

who is this????

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(516): View more from New York

I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...

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(212): View more from New York

It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis

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Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?
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(850): View more from Florida

Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.

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(619): View more from California

How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?

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(801): View more from Utah

Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.

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(845): View more from New York

The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.

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