i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
25 Shocking High School Scandals You Won’t Believe Are True
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Randomize
