dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
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She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex