Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

dude, she has braces

(240): View more from Maryland

i meant the dude w the ponytail.

(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks

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(949): View more from California

Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.

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(514): View more from Quebec

She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self

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(813): View more from Florida

I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.

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(716): View more from New York

I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS

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(812): View more from Indiana

we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex

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