How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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