It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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