I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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