Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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