Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
