I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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