idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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