he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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