I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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