the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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