What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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