They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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