can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
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It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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