Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
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Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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