Where are you?
In a non slutty way
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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