Three words: puerto rican gang bang
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
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I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked