You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
this will be a night to untag.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Randomize
