Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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