Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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