My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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