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I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
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I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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