Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
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