come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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