i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
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I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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