1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
he thought i was a dude.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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