Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
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You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
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So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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