GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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