Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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