went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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