I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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