Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
