i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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