is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
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Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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