How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
