I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Randomize
