we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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