So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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