She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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