yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
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I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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